If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Al Gore Beat-Boxing
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping?
An Al-Gore-Rythm π
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A family is in an amusement park and comes across an animatronic display of Al Gore playing the drums.
The mother says, "Hey everyone, look at that. Isn't that amazing?" The father, unimpressed, replies, "It's just an algorithm".
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
What would Al Gore's music be called?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Al Gore was tapping his foot impatiently while waiting for the elevator to arrive. The guy next to him said "Nice Algorithm!"
Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Al Gore really did invent the internet
It's why it uses ALGORithms
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...
Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.
He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".
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︎ Oct 10 2019
How does Al Gore play a drum solo?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
If Al Gore ever got into music, his first album should be called Al Gore Rhythms
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."
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︎ Aug 28 2016
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Al Gore should open a dance studio and name it Algorithm.
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︎ Jan 07 2018
I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldnβt.
I guess Iβm just bad at Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Al Gore
Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches?
Son: No.
Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
What do you call a song written by Al Gore?
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︎ Jun 08 2018
What does Al Gore bust out on the dance floor?
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︎ Aug 26 2017
You know I heard that Al Gore was coming out with a new dance album called...
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︎ Jul 15 2016
βThey were so gory, they wanted to outdo Al Goreβ - My dad
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︎ Jun 10 2018
If Al Gore tried to be a musician, his album would be called.
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︎ Oct 04 2012
What do you get when you mix Al Gore + math + music?
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︎ May 07 2017
Did you hear about the time Al Gore got a cavity?
It was An Inconvenient Tooth.
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︎ Aug 13 2017
If people ever decide to make a pirate movie with lots of violence/gore/nudity...
...they should be advertising it as an Arrr-rated movie.
'Cause you know, pirates yell that from time to time... I'll show myself out, thanks.
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︎ Dec 14 2015
What do you call Al Gore dancing?
An Al-Gore-Rythem
I actually thought of this in the shower and wondered if I should post it to /r/showerthoughts.
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︎ Jan 05 2017
How does Al Gore program music software?
By using Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ May 24 2018
What would Al Gore name his mixtape
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︎ Apr 14 2016
Al Gore should start a math rock band.
He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.
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︎ Dec 16 2016
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