The giver

While watching the giver with my dad, he commented on how it was in black and white and I said, "Yeah, the book was in black and white too."

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👤︎ u/iman277
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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Thoughts while washing a coffee cup I gave my dad and deciding to keep it for myself.

I am not an Indian giver...

...I take that back.

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👤︎ u/abnerk43
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Got everyone at the Christmas party

My uncle opened his gift, revealing a whisk. Stunned, as this is a bit of a strange gift, he looked up to the gift-giver and thanked them.

"Is it everything you whisked for?"

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📅︎ Dec 27 2015
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My wife got me good

Me: did you know there were four "The Giver" books? Her: yeah but there's really only three. She took the fourth one back. Me: oh? Her: it's called the "Indian Giver".

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📅︎ Aug 16 2014
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