George Martin Puns

A list of puns related to "George Martin"

What do people say to George R. R. Martin when they're angry?

GRR MARTIN!

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👤︎ u/xx-the-dank-cat-xx
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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George R. R. Martin's love of food does not include rye bread

In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter?

Because he killed all 144 characters.

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👤︎ u/sencinitas
📅︎ May 27 2014
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Who is a pirates favorite author?

Margaret Atwood. Did you expect George Arr Arr Martin?

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👤︎ u/taumeson
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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Well, that's unnecessary

So I was watching this video with my girlfriend when Maisie Williams says that Arya was written left-handed.

So I turn to my girlfriend and say "wow, George R.R. Martin is making it awful difficult on himself writing Arya with his left hand."

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👤︎ u/htoj
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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