As a huge sports statistics geek, I tend to store all my documents related to high school and collegiate athletes up high.

That way, I can keep a low pro file.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
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Welcome to engineer (from /r/geek)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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Geek Mythology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoySalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.

But I've seen stranger things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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Only geeks will understand

Geek 1: have you heard about AMD's new server CPU? Geek 2: no. What about it? Geek 1: all I know is that it's epyc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepycat18_YT
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What do you call a computer geek who cant satisfy his woman in bed?

A microsoftie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bajeela
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.

Later

R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnThePekka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Hello, Geek Squad? I'd like to file a bug report.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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(x-post r/geek) Thought you guys would appreciate this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshiCline
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Welp, here's my computer geek dads Halloween costume.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Christmas Memories (xpost from r/geek) imgur.com/4OPUb9H
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Wine Geek makes Dadjoke

So we're in a wine shop and we overheard this guy, talking about how he keeps his Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon bottles in his fridge and turns them a quarter way around every now and then for storage. After the guy leaves, dad turns to me and says,

"That's riddle-iculous."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taipeileviathan
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My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix.

I said, β€œNo, only for the next couple of hours.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoatNoodles1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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What was Kronos called in high school

A Teen Titan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superssj1000
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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Holy Tech Scripture

I was reading a Cisco study guide when I said to my 11 YO son: "A reading from the book of Cisco." I then read a single paragraph to him. Afterward, I said, "The word of Cisco."

Son: "Thanks be to Geeks."

Thanks son! You're on your way!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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I made an accidental dad joke.

I'm a second year university student. I was walking back to my room and walked into an acquaintance. We're both computer geeks more or less, and I was carrying my laptop with me. I started making some simple smalltalk when he noticed my laptop.

"Oh! Is that a Dell?"

Me: "oh!...Yeah! It's a Dell, but not the singer."

Continued to walk past, as this encounter took an entire 10 seconds at most

Random passerby that overheard in a hearty tone: "Hey! That was funny!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arretezz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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Time Travelling Van

When I was maybe 7 or 8 my dad was performing some routine maintenance on my mums van, probably an oil change or something. Anyway I asked dad what he was doing and he told me he had installed a time travel device that would take us back in time. My dad is still a geek and at the time the wizardry he could do with electronics left me with no doubts in my mind that he had in fact invented and installed a time travel device in my mums van. When finished he suggested we take it for a test drive.

The next morning we got up quite early, packed a picnic and loaded the family into the van to see the time traveling van in action, we drove for about an hour out of the city to a small town called......Middlemarch.

When we got there he said "Well we're in the middle of march now, and it was December when we left home!"

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