My girlfriend said she'd choke me with armoured gloves.

As if I'm gauntlet that happen.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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The other day, I had to unclog a toilet with my own hands, so I put on some rubber gloves.

You could say I had gauntlets of auger power!

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👤︎ u/assafstone
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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