Easter gatherings gave many opportunities, this was the best.

My mother: Does my jacket smell like mothballs to you?

Uncle: I don't know, have you ever smelled mothballs?

Mother: yes they're terrible!

Uncle: really? how did you get them to spread their legs?

Nearly choked on my funeral potatoes.

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