A list of puns related to "Frisky"
I guess I got clock-blocked.
I said "I can get behind you on that."
To which I replied: But what if I like being filed?
At her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them. "Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry" The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!" He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you *fucking* sorry?"
Hitting ROCK bottom. π
Hopefully it'll be a dry hump day.
βIβm horny,β she said.
βHi horny, Iβm daddy,β I replied
My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.
Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"
I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.
50 shades of grain
porn flakes
rice frisky
weeniabix
captain munch
special D
She came over to my house for a bit tonight and were getting kinda frisky. Her glasses fell off the top of her head and got tangled in her hair and we had to stop to get them out. When she finally did, she said "Sorry my hairs a little knotty." Without skipping a beat i said "I love it when you're 'knotty'." Que the end of frisky times. Worth it.
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