Had a chance to get frisky with the wife this morning, but my alarm went off.

I guess I got clock-blocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue_cole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My wife was feeling frisky and said "lets have sex."

I said "I can get behind you on that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My wife was feeling frisky in bed and asked if she could defile me

To which I replied: But what if I like being filed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylea12345
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A teenage girl was getting frisky with her boyfriend...

At her parent's house. Her father, after being woken by the noises, goes upstairs to check it out; and walks in on them. "Dad!" she exclaimed in a panic "...I'm sorry" The dad being, a dad, replies "hi sorry, I'm Dad!" He then turns to the boyfriend and asks "Are you *fucking* sorry?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What is it called when you get frisky with a rock?

Hitting ROCK bottom. 😊

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUniverse7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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If it doesn't rain on Wednesday, my girlfriend promised to get mildly frisky with me

Hopefully it'll be a dry hump day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Wife wanted to get frisky

β€œI’m horny,” she said.

β€œHi horny, I’m daddy,” I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crhays1993
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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GF's been feeling friskier now that her period's ending...

My GF and I have both been tired every night since we just finished moving our house. She was also on her period, so our frisky time has been cut down. She asked me last night to feel free to be more promiscuous with her, now that her period is ending.

Today we were putting a new TV stand together. She held the TV as a I maneuvered the screwdriver. I stopped and told her "Hey, you got your wish, we're screwing on the bed!"

I will not be screwing on the bed tonight after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rasalom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Here s a list of Adult Cereals

50 shades of grain

porn flakes

rice frisky

weeniabix

captain munch

special D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keney001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Got my girlfriend today. And i ain't even a dad.

She came over to my house for a bit tonight and were getting kinda frisky. Her glasses fell off the top of her head and got tangled in her hair and we had to stop to get them out. When she finally did, she said "Sorry my hairs a little knotty." Without skipping a beat i said "I love it when you're 'knotty'." Que the end of frisky times. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighFlyinMerc09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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