French wine Puns

A list of puns related to "French wine"

I'm not convinced you're French... can you taste fine wine?

Corsican!

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👤︎ u/Dapolish
📅︎ Apr 08 2017
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I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.

I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.

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👤︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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Classic dad in france joke

We're on vacation in paris, eating at a restaurant.

Dad: Are we up for another bottle de vin? (terrible french accent)

Mom: Hey, C'est la vie.

Dad: La vie, but what about the wine?

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👤︎ u/bklynbraver
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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