Just being offered the chants
But I never got the chants.
Those Dominicans have quite the republic.
An Air Friar.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
They don't believe in chants.
They checked his transcen-dental records.
A chipmunk!
Remember, only YOU can prevent Florist Friars.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
I guess it goes without saying
I can't believe it's not Buddha.
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
A monk goes into pizza shop and says “Can you make me one with everything”
Namaste.
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
Dissatisfied with the style of life that he found there, The Monk decides to move into a suburban neighborhood and start up his own line of work. Being trained in the peaceful ways he gets on very well with his neighbours who eventually notice that he has a very strange profession. Despite being very strong and very philosophical The Monk elects to repeatedly visit places with broken fences and remove and replace them.
One day has neighbour approaches him and asks, "with the physical strength and mental capacity that you seem to have, are you not interested in a more physically or mentally challenging job?"
To which The Monk replies, "but everybody knows reposting gives you the most karma."
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales "Ooooomm". He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.
"moo."
The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.
He's interrupted again, "moooo."
The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."
The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.
"Oooooommmm-"
Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."
"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."
The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"
"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.
The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"
The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"
They’re always thinking “NahImmaStay”
Only you can prevent florist friars
I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!
A premeditated murder
He said “i cant believe its not Buddha”
Budapest
A deep friar
They Celibated.
Ha,I'm going.
I never got the chants.
An air friar
But I never had the chants
But I never got the chants.
But I never got the chants.
"I can't believe it's not Buddha."
But I never got the chants.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O."
Only you can prevent florist friars.
I can't believe it's not Buddah.
“Make me one with everything.”
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.
