Black Panther.
Waka-waka-wakanda forever!
In a Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a
He preferred a waka waka waka!
Because of waca waca-mole
Oaxaca oaxaca oaxaca.
Wocka-mole! 🥑
Gwaka-wakamole.
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Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.
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Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.
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Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.
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Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor: How fat was he? Fozzie: He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
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Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because their hot.
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What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking
Waka-guacamole.
When he’s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, “I don’t think I do...” and vanished from existence.
To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartes’ theory “I think, therefore I am.” But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.
<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>
... I’ll show myself out.
Mil woka woka waukee
But I know what suits me.
Fozzie Osbourne.
He walk-a walk-a walk-a walks.
The priest said he kermitted a sin!
Dad picks up phone.
"Hello.... You don't say.... You don't say!?.. okay, bye..."
"Who was it dad?"
"He didnt say!"
