My son was born on 31 March 2023

I'm currently playing lots of April Fool's pranks on them and he is failing for each one, because he was, in fact, born yesterday.

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👤︎ u/elquiche
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My friend gave me Def Leppard's Greatest Hits on CD. It was a nice gesture, but I can't listen to it...

All I've got is a phonograph.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2022
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When a Cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a

Def Leppard

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