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#Growth Hormone laws to be relaxed throughout the United Kingdoms
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> Food laws regarding growth hormones are set to be relaxed if a series of controversial bills are to pass the various governments of the United Kingdoms. Spearheaded by a Dutch initiative, the move relies heavily on new research coming out of Leiden.
> According to several independent research groups, no connections have been made between select modern growth hormones for the meat industry, and possible adverse health effects.
> A spokesperson from the Party for Animals (PvdD) has announced to fight these new laws tooth and nail. They argue it is necessary to protect both the animals and the people from the dangers of meddling with Mother Nature.
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>Proponents see it as more than just a way to ensure Dutch height-dominance for the foreseeable future. Relaxing these laws would mark a turning point from strict legislation in regards to biological and genetic modification to a more laissez-faire approach.
>Prof. Boontje Doppen of Leiden University: βThe EU, and the Netherlands have long strangled innovation in the biological sector through misinformed and overzealous laws. Although I donβt personally care about the growth-hormone-issue, this debate represents the underlying moral tug of war between the pro- and anti-legalization camps. I am hopeful for legalization.β
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