This is my dad, literally every time we have Chinese food.

Fortune cookies on table
Dad opens one, and cracks it. Reads fortune to himself, and is "perplexed."

Dad: This is weird.
Sucker who hasn't had Chinese food with us before: What's weird?
Dad: My fortune. It says "help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory."

EVERYONE ROLLS EYES HARD AS HELL

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Chinese food

EVERYTIME we get Chinese food.. dad opens a cfortune cookie..pauses and says his says something strange. "Help. I'm a prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory." Recently its been a tough croud.

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