Flattening the curve Puns

A list of puns related to "Flattening the curve"

Me to my daughter in regards to the gyms closing: "Guess I won't be flattening this curve." (As I pat my belly)

She rolled her eyes and sighed.

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👤︎ u/Batchet
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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I thought we're supposed to isolate in order to "flatten the curve,"

but I'm only getting fatter.

-My dad

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👤︎ u/Zatosu_
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Dads of reddit I need a joke with "Flatten the curve" in it.

What have you got?

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👤︎ u/pizzamike64
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?

. . . . .

All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.

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👤︎ u/the_brown_clown
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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With all the stress eating I've been doing during quarantine...

I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.

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👤︎ u/thiby
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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I saw two women exercising today.

They were taking a walk but were way too close to each other given the social distancing orders. When I confronted them about the need to keep at least 6 feet apart, one of them looked at me dumbfounded and said, "We're just trying to flatten our curves!"

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👤︎ u/jr_flood
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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