Figment Puns

A list of puns related to "Figment"

What do you call a figment of your imagination that's difficult to carry around?

Tyler Burden.

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👤︎ u/cobblecloth
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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I had my first date last night.

What an underrated fruit.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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"What was that noise?"

Me: I didn't hear anything. Dad: Must have been a pigment of my imagination then. Me: What? Dad: I have a colorful mind.

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👤︎ u/rhiehn
📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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