A list of puns related to "Feeling This"
When my son got up this morning he said he wasn't feeling well and might not be able to go to school (he's in 1st grade). When I got to work I texted my wife and asked how he was doing.
Wife: He's fine. He just had to poop.
Me: So what you're saying is... he was full of shit?
I think I showed at least 15 people at work that text exchange before I left for the day.
Had a feeling this morning, that this day would be a 10/10.
I said βthe difference between last night and this morning is night and dayβ
Psychologists call it DΓ©jΓ poo.
Aria Speedwagon
Deja-Moo
...just likes to see the world burn
As of today I'm starting a Mens Lefts Activist movement. Equality for all!
So I asked him if he was feeling joseph.
Me: "Dad, my stomach hurts"
Him: "Does your face hurt?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Well it's killing me!"
coworker: "I feel like utter shit today."
me: "Gross, I thought udders produced milk."
I don't think it helped her ):
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