Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
When asking for best pickup-lines on Tinder
This baby can do 0 to 60 in 720 months.
Why couples would like to go to Gym together?
Because their relationship doesnβt WORK OUT
(Get this from KISS FM 101.1)
Where do sick boats go to get better?
To the dock.
Heard it this morning on the Irish classic fm. Loved it!
My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
Got my flatmate at breakfast
FM: Damn, my last two eggs. I keep seeming to go through them quicker and quicker.
Me: Would you say you're being eggsponetial?
Needless to say, I didn't get a hot breakfast.
