My wife was texting me about our kid’s behavior today...

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📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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Aztek

Context: Conversation between Friend 1 and Friend 2 about Friend 1's Pontiac Aztek

F1: "Hey, my car doesn't have a flippy gas cover thing, is it supposed to have one?"

F2: "I don't know actually, I'm not an expert on Aztecs, I'm more of an Inca kinda guy."

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📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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Dadjoked at a diner...

Friend #1 examines the butter

F1: I don't think this is real butter...

F2: It's butter than nothing!

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