Expressway Puns

A list of puns related to "Expressway"

Driving down the expressway, just saw a sign for a rest stop. "Anybody need to use the bathroom?"

"Speak now or forever hold your piss"

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👤︎ u/pharzon
đź“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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I'm sorry I'm late, a truck full of wigs rolled over on the expressway...

the police are combing the area as we speak

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👤︎ u/Lil_Cr33py
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