Do I shutter?
She’s now my quaranteen.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation
-Not OC-
They call it die-of-bee-tits
he kept beating around the bush.
📸
It keeps mooning me.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
for mustard gas exposure, would you ever catch up to previous health levels?
Food for thought
They died from exposure.
I called some relatives and got to hear this gem of a conversation:
My stupid teenage cousin wants to go to some party and my uncle was so cringe. He said to him that everything was dangerous due to exposure and he quoted statements made popular in the news:
Steven: I want to go to Nikki's No School party.
Uncle: Are you crazy? You have to be safe. What about social distancing, Steve?
Steven: I'm not going to get sick. I'm not old.
Uncle: Yeah you can, you idiot. You're not going. Hashtag go home, I mean stay home.
I was like 🙄
He died of exposure.
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
https://preview.redd.it/fru7gc2epjo21.jpg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370a3ac0776b86863ed4ec133f9b667ec190566f
Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
I can't pay you, but you'll get a ton of exposure.
Image problems.
The cops said it was in descent exposure.
Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.
The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.
Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".
Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.
Because her husband had a halloweeny.
A Drake!
*Not my joke, I asked my Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke and this is what she said. This deserves some exposure imo :)
It was an in descent exposure
I was charged with in descent exposure.
No matter how hard he tried, things would always go south.
For incandescent exposure
Once upon a time, there was a little red man who lived in a little red house and lived a happy little red life
One day, the Little Red Man decided to take a shower. while he was showering, he heard a little red knock on his little red door echo through his little red halls and into his little red ear. He got out of the little red shower and wrapped a little red towel around his little red waist and went to the door
At the door was an little old lady who was doorknocking for charity. just as he was making a donation,a breeze went by and the little red man's little red towel blew off his little red waist. The little old lady was shocked at his sudden exposure and ran across the road. as she was half way across, she was hit by a semi-trailer.
The moral of the story is: Don't cross The Road when The Little Red Man is Flashing.
Indecent exposure.
In DC-ent exposure!
Dad: "What are you up to?"
Me: "Nothing much, just hanging out."
Dad: "ARE YOU AT HOME!?!?!?"
Me: "Yeah, why?"
Dad: "Oh good, you shouldn't be hanging out in public, I don't want you to get arrested for indecent exposure."
Me: "What are you talking abo... Ugggghhhhhh!"
