I replied "okay".
My favourite 'dad joke' is purposefully misunderstanding the kids and watching their disbelief as they try and reword things so even an idiot can understand. We have a family app so they need permission to download some apps onto their devices (because we are "controlling" 🙂).
So every now and then this will happen:
Child : Can I get an app?
Me : sure, if you're tired just go and lie down.
Child: no, an APP
Me: yes, lie DOWN
Child: No, I need an... I want a...I just want...an app.
Me: or an early night?
Child: weary sigh
Me: you do look tired
- thinking I'm the best joker in history*
That was a short version. If it didn't make sense, read it aloud.
The kids will put me in a home at the first opportunity.
The hot dogs and pickles agreed he was the wurst
If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
I like Sony and Yamaha.
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.
Minneapolis?
A pool table!
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
But I never get a straight answer.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
Because he conditioned it.
I can also tell when they're standing.
EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com
I told her it was an ovary action.
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
Well, he sure doesn't want to be spotted
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
