That would be something, now wooden tit?
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
After a moment I replied, "Dry erase boards, certainly."
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
...you'd have a Chopin List.
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
That was the punchline
It’s called “2 Baroque Girls”.
A colongneial
They're Millennial Falcons
It’s the neck.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
Because they were in the living room.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Got any tips you can share?
“Every year” he answered
He was missing an-r-key.
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Really big hands
Carrier Pidgin
The other one says “I’m a huge metal fan”
Icy dead people
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
You look for the fresh prints!
They're primate change deniers.
Little did they know he was a dic-tater
Bob
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
It can write other things too.
I heard they wanted to grow mold together
Because twenty first century.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
...it was a bit of an anticlimax.
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
"What did they look like?" I asked
He said, "$100 bills."
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
