"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I heard that there’s an Australian tea harvested from the tops of Eucalyptus trees

It’s pretty high koala tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
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What kind of tea has eucalyptus leaves in it?

The koala-tea kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gumper-Yumper
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Why don’t restaurants serve Eucalyptus leaves?

Because they’re not koala-fied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Did you hear the joke about the koala bear who preferred to steep its eucalyptus leaves in water instead of eating them?

It's a koala tea joke.

(Variation of other koala jokes I've heard).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVaccinator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I made a new herbal drink from cannabis and eucalyptus leaves.

It's high koala tea.

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I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptusβ„’, a brand new brand by Sheets & Gigglesβ„’ imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
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My professor (who is, indeed, a dad) told me this this QUALITY joke.

A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.

The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."

The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exceedinglyhappy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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What did the koalas say to the barber?

Eucalyptus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arbaminim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do you call a good hot herbal beverage?

High qualitea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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Climbing Trees

My boyfriend and I were cuddling last night and he had his arms and legs wrapped around me.

Me: Hey my little koala, you climbing me like a eucalyptus tree?

Bf: Eucalyptus trees don't climb things

Me: Oh my god.

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