I was eating at a restaurant last night when the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?”

I shouted “I know the whole alphabet!” Everyone laughed… except this one guy.

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I've been on this sub for over a year. Here are all the unwritten rules:

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why did the miners stop mining?

I heard they hit rock bottom

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I heard that Sean Connery once pulled the razor out of a man’s hand, who was shredding a large pile of cash to bits

I guess he wanted to shave a dollar

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