If the Pope were to bless an avocado...

...would that make it holy guacamole?

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This sub truly is going downhill
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Two trees met on tinder

They are now kindling a romance.

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why did the miners stop mining?

I heard they hit rock bottom

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I was eating at a restaurant last night when the waitress screamed โ€œdoes anyone know CPR?โ€

I shouted โ€œI know the whole alphabet!โ€ Everyone laughedโ€ฆ except this one guy.

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I heard that Sean Connery once pulled the razor out of a manโ€™s hand, who was shredding a large pile of cash to bits

I guess he wanted to shave a dollar

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I've been on this sub for over a year. Here are all the unwritten rules:

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People say I am out of whack

How do I order more whack?

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