If I want to make Escargot and turtle soup for dinner....

Do I need to use a slow cooker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why was the man uncomfortable after eating escargot?

He had bad gastropod!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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We went for dinner last night, and I ordered some escargot as an appetizer...

My dad asked whether I didn't want the escar-stay, since we were just starting our meal.

The waitress laughed; everyone else groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowthunder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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why do french people eat snails?

because they don’t like fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the French snail say when he couldn’t find his care

Where did escargot 🐌

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Snail car

One day a snail went to a car dealership, he said to the dealer. I want a custom car, a car that’s very fast and had a big s on the side. The dealer said ok and the snail paid. 3 weeks later the snail got a call that his car was ready. When the snail went back to the dealership for his car and the dealer asked him why he snail wanted a big s on the side, and the snail said β€œI’ve been very slow all my life, so when I’m going down the freeway at high speeds, I want people to look over and say look at that escargot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neg12DollaBill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Said by a snail lover…

"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."

('Precious cargo')

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.

He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"

Escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyoRobo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why did the snail paint the letter β€˜S’ on his new Ferrari?

So everyone would see him driving and say

β€œLook at that escargot!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why are snails slow?

Because they can't get their escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slepytim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why did the snail paint a S on the side of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, β€œLook at that escargot!”

You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeganLadon
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why are snails allowed on ships?

Escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I used to know a French guy who carried snails in his pants...

...he called them "escargot shorts."

I almost killed my GF with this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KungFuHanSolo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Was looking at cargo shorts when my Dad said...

Those'll make you walk really slowly... Cause they're escargot shorts. No one laughed except for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeman514
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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I was in France the other day

And I saw a snail driving a car.

I said "wow look at that Escargot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PachytheDino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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I'm in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan...

It made escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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My dad just told me this one

I just painted a big S on my car and I like to drive really fast...

Now when people see me fly by they say, "Wow! Look at that S car go!" (Escargot)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvTheSmev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2013
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Why do the French like to eat snails?

They can't stand fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smoke_Hex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the snail paint an β€˜S’ on his Ferrari?

So that everyone would say say β€œLook at that escargot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doom1234321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why do the french eat snails ?

They don’t like fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leusdollar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Why did the snail paint a giant β€œS” on his car?

So whenever he drove by, all the people would say β€œLook at that escargot!”

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