My friend Robert is a lawyer who specializes in helping convicted people by getting their records erased permanently. Everyone calls him...
A man is at a doctor's appointment and the Doctor returns and tells the man "I'm sorry, sir, but you've contracted a disease that has erased all memories of 80's music from your mind."
The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"
My entire body from the neck down was erased while I was trying to build a teleportation device.
Decided to quit while I was a head.
I made a pencil with 2 erasers.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
I love my dry erase board...
My Eraser is broken.
It always rubs things the wrong way...
A little boy asks his dad, "Do trees poop?"
The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
I just got a dry erase board.
What did the confident whiteboard say to the dry erase marker?
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
Why can't pencils and erasers move?
Because they're stationery.
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
What did the blackboard say to the eraser when they broke up?
Can’t we just chalk about it?
I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.
But I didn't see the point.
I named my eraser Confidence...
Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
Did you know you can erase things on a white board? Its pretty remarkable
I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers
She said "what's the point?"
My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.
It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁
Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
If you like whiteboard erasers but not blackboard erasers...
Can we erase these people already.
Do you think dry erase boards are amazing?
Because I think they're simply remarkable.
So I got one of the hud erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES
When my dad saw it he took it and started to rub me with it
We should get dry erase markers.
You’d know, dry erase boards are amazing...
You might even say, they’re remarkable
My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
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Kroger
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Wal-Mart
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Lucky's
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Whole Foods
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Winn Dixie
etc, etc
When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...
Technically erasers are drawbacks
I’m amazed by dry-erase boards...
I made a pencil with 2 erasers today
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
I made a pencil with two erasers
I made a pencil with two erasers
Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
"I made a pencil with two erasers."
I think dry erase boards are one of the best inventions.
They are absolutely remarkable
I made a pencil with two erasers.
Have you heard about dry erase boards...
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
I got a new dry erase board at work
Dry Erase boards are just....
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