13 Hilarious Epidemic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.

Cops have nothing to go on.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh

📅︎ Nov 12 2020

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Billboard of a LV gentleman’s club during epidemic

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👤︎ u/emperor_piglet

📅︎ May 12 2020

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Coronavirus is not epidemic...

WHO said that!

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Feb 05 2020

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Your all like school during an epidemic

No class

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👤︎ u/tjeters

📅︎ Mar 22 2020

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There's a new epidemic among forensic doctors.

They call it 'coroner virus.'

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👤︎ u/MeVsTheMountain

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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What do you call someone who copies and pastes a flu epidemic?

A plaguerizer

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...

There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 19 2020

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“Hey, people are buying all the toilet paper In The stores because of the epidemic!”

Wow, I never knew it gave you diarrhea!

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👤︎ u/MEmeZy123

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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It's an epidemic

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👤︎ u/KROMBOPULOS_MICHAEL2

📅︎ May 23 2018

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Did you hear about the problems the ducks in Detroit are having?

There's a huge quack epidemic.

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👤︎ u/weeple2000

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital

The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.

After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.

"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.

She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"

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👤︎ u/timeforepic_inc

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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Bird Flu

Epidemic, or pun?

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👤︎ u/BlickBoogie

📅︎ Jan 09 2016

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There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capitol

The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.

After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.

"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.

She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"

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👤︎ u/timeforepic_inc

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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