Enterprise Puns

A list of puns related to "Enterprise"

My dad just got a bidet and said he’s calling it The Enterprise

because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons

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👤︎ u/itsnotnotme
📅︎ Mar 11 2020
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I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic

Sales are through the roof

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👤︎ u/Jthornborrow21
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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👤︎ u/Nesogra
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for clingons.

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👤︎ u/peterypan
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do the star ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both look for "cling ons" around "Uranus"

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👤︎ u/JamesBlitz00
📅︎ Jan 10 2016
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What technology gets the Starship Enterprise going?

Spock plugs.

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise?

They both go around Uranus hunting for Klingons.

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👤︎ u/vapewithJah
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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Nobody is talking about Elon Musk's tunnel digging enterprise, The Boring Company...

It's not very interesting

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👤︎ u/royaj77
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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What do you call it when the crew of the starship enterprise enters a massive, destructive weather pattern?

An Uhuracane

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👤︎ u/Zibani
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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What did spock find in the USS Enterprise toilet?

Captains log.

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👤︎ u/CarradinesSon
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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Why is toilet paper more powerful than the USS Enterprise?

Because it can circle Ur anus and wipe out kling ons

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👤︎ u/josamo8
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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If the Captain of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) were to betray one of his crew members...

would that crew member be hoisted by his own Picard?

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👤︎ u/ElizabethHopeParker
📅︎ Feb 23 2016
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David Bowie's Culinary Enterprises

David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.

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👤︎ u/george__kaplan
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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How come no one dared to use the ladies room on the starship enterprise?

Because William Shatner.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?

He had a starch wreck.

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👤︎ u/justablur
📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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Apparently an unaired episode of Next Generation featured a genestealer villain who tried to make evil clones of the Enterprise's crew.

they say he was hoist by his own Picard...

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👤︎ u/SpacemanBates
📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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how they got to the enterprise. imgur.com/hsRL7BT
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👤︎ u/ffngg
📅︎ May 20 2014
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Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens

Star Trek: the Mex Generation

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👤︎ u/autoposting_system
📅︎ Apr 27 2016
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"Watching all series about Star Trek would really be an endeavor" "don't you mean... ENTERPRISE"

Not even safe on snap chat from these puns

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👤︎ u/petticoatwar
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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👤︎ u/MrMephistoX
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus in search of cling-ons.

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👤︎ u/ErnieDouglas
📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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