In an elderly fashion. (So proud)
So as an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance.
Periodically
I think that rule is graet.
It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was child’s play.
You're fired.
She really encouraged us to make a difference.
They were paving the way for our youth.
Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.
Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?
Co-teacher: He couldn't say.
To a second dairy school.
Too much Saxon violence.
Everything’s alright, he woke up.
Buy-no-meal theorem.
My dad was cleaning out the attic and came across this. He was proud all over again.
A booby!
You're....What son ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I was walking up a hallway in the elementary school I work at.
One of the teachers was leading her class back to their room, and said, " Since y'all are the only children in this hallway, any noise I hear has to be coming from you".
As I passed her I leaned in and said, " SOUND logic".
He left a trail of deduction in his wake
What? I just felt like saying attention.
- my elementary school bus driver.
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
I don't get why teachers take a lot of time grading. Just go to an elementary school because they have a room of 30 second graders. They can literally get their grading done in under a minute!
http://i.imgur.com/wj3wczz.jpg
I'm an elementary school teacher. When kids tell me they're tired, hungry etc, I often give the typical "hi hungry, I'm Adam response"
On Friday a first grader came to me at recess and said "I'm bored!" I said "ok". She looked confused, then flustered, then blurted out "...nice to meet you Adam!" and ran away to play on the swings.
Watson asks where he got them.
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
They grow a moostache
(thank you milk carton at an elementary school)
Holmeless
I am currently working at an art camp for kids in elementary school. It's mainly girls and they all love frozen. When they behave well do their work we put on music. Today I gave in and tried to put on the sound track but the computer froze so I said "it's frozen... Literally." No laughter and lots of whining. Asked one of my coworkers what to do and he said just leave it alone and don't worry about it. To which I replied "so I should just let it go?." I received a slow clap from my coworkers.
Dad: What about the elementary schools?
After we were attacked by zombies in a graveyard, several party members wanted to figure out how they were turned into zombies. A bunch of us were rolling for arcana, and the like.
I rolled for Acana. I then said "okay, so I rolled a 16 for Acana. That means I know why these zombies we turned. They made a grave mistake."
Made sure to quiet everyone down before saying it. Everyone thought I was going to say something important.
Me: "What is a cow's favorite elementary particle?"
Her: "..."
Me: "A Muon"
Her: "Get out."
"Elementary, my dear watts son."
Watson walks in on Sherlock having sex with a younger looking girl..
"Bloody hell, Sherlock! What'd you think you're doing bangin' that chick. She looks like she's in highschool" Sherlock replied, "Elementary, my dear Watson"
So, it's service week at my school and I decided to serve locally at a nearby elementary school. I was assigned to a 3rd grade class. On the second day, the whole class was setting up Google Classroom, and after completing it, one of the little buggers looked at me said with a huge smile
"I'm done!"
Being a man of culture, I naturally responded with
"Hi Done! I'm [Dakkadence]."
The little girl looked at me, groaned, and facepalmed. She whined
"That's my dad's joke!"
With kids getting such an upbringing, I'm slowly regaining my faith for the next generation.
Edit: A word.
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
Elementary, my dear Watson
Elementary, my dear Watson
Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America? Elementary, my dear Watson.
Elementary school
