Given the repeated paint issues on Tesla, has anyone ever taken a newish (1-3) year old tesla into a body shop and had it repainted?
SO I WENT TO LOOK AT THIS CAR AT MY LOCAL MOTORMAXCARNATION. THEY SAY THAT IT JUST CAME BACK FROM EARL SCHEIB. THEY HAD IT ON THEIR LOT FOR 6 MONTHS FOR 2K AND IT DIDNT SELL, SO THEY GOT IT PAINTED AND NOW THEY WANT 12K FOR IT SINCE ITS GOT AN UPGRAYYED PAINT JOB.
I EMAILED 10 DEALERS IN MY AREA FOR PRICES ON THIS CAR AND ONE OF THE DEALERS THATS 2120 MILES AWAY QUOTED ME $1800 OTD FOR THIS CAR.
I TOOK THAT QUOTE TO MY LOCAL DEALER AND HE WONT MATCH IT, SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT I SHOULD GO VISIT SPACE-X AND BOOK A TRIP ON ONE THEIR ROCKETS.
I WANT THIS CAR AT BEST PDICE AND DONT WANT A ROCKET SHIP, I LOVE THE PAINT JOB, BUT I THINK I CAN GET THEM DOWN TO 2K OTD BECAUSE I HAVE KA$H AND EVERYONE KNOWS KA$H IS KING.
Only around $1k for their "gold" tier package on Groupon. Reviews seem decent. Who knows what quality of paint they use. They claim 7 year warranty but who knows what that means.
Anyone have any experience with them? Seems comparable to Tijuana without the hassle. True, you can get $300 paint jobs in TJ but they only last about a year in my experience.
Has anyone ever used Earl Scheib on manchester? I've read the reviews on Google and yelp but there wasn't much, and I'm thinking about getting some body work done there so I was wondering if anyone had personal experience?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
The opening round of the 2021 Tournament of Champions wraps up with:
- Veronica Vichit-Vadakan, a four-time champ, has made a charitable endeavor of her love of pies;
- Andy Wood, a four-time champ, lost on Jeopardy! following a Weird Al reference;
- Sam Kavanaugh, a five-time champ, won on Jeopardy! but slipped up in bar trivia.
Sam made great use of having first board control in DJ, quickly finding both DDs to take the lead and extend it. Then Veronica had the strongest finish, entering FJ at $22,800 vs. Sam with $20,400. The only suspense was if Andy, with $7,400, would be able to earn the remaining wild card spot.
DD1 - $800 - PREFIXES - Originally attached to a word that ended "-netic", this 5-letter prefix now fronts words dealing with futuristic concepts (Veronica won the table limit of $1,000.)
DD2 - $2,000 - 2-NAMED COUNTRIES - Population 52 million, it has twice the people but 20 times the per capita GDP of its neighbor to the north (On the second clue of the round, Sam moved from third to first by winning $3,600 on a true DD.)
DD3 - $1,200 - MYTHOLOGY - Bellerophon tamed this creature & rode it in his fight with the Chimera (Two clues after the previous DD, Sam won $4,000 from his score of $8,800 vs. $7,000 for Veronica.)
FJ - AMERICAN AUTHORS - The year before his 1809 birth, his parents acted in “King Lear”, leading scholars to believe he was named for a “Lear” character
Only Sam was correct on FJ, adding $2,401 to advance with $22,801, while Veronica dropped $340 to easily take a wild card at $22,460. Andy bet nearly everything and finished at $100.
Triple Stumpers of the day: No one knew the kind of painting Earl Scheib built his L.A. business with was for cars, and in STEPHEN KING TITLE REFERENCES, no one knew "A small area of Johnny Smith's brain that has been damaged" refers to "The Dead Zone".
After the first round, the show paid tribute to Brayden Smith, who qualified for the tournament but passed away earlier this year. Jeopardy! will make a contribution to a fund in his name started by Brayden's family.
Correct Qs: DD1 - What is cyber? DD2 - What is South Korea? DD3 - What is Pegasus? FJ - Who was Poe?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
The opening round of the 2021 Tournament of Champions wraps up with:
- Veronica Vichit-Vadakan, a four-time champ, has made a charitable endeavor of her love of pies;
- Andy Wood, a four-time champ, lost on Jeopardy! following a Weird Al reference;
- Sam Kavanaugh, a five-time champ, won on Jeopardy! but slipped up in bar trivia.
Sam made great use of having first board control in DJ, quickly finding both DDs to take the lead and extend it. Then Veronica had the strongest finish, entering FJ at $22,800 vs. Sam with $20,400. The only suspense was if Andy, with $7,400, would be able to earn the remaining wild card spot.
DD1 - $800 - PREFIXES - Originally attached to a word that ended "-netic", this 5-letter prefix now fronts words dealing with futuristic concepts (Veronica won the table limit of $1,000.)
DD2 - $2,000 - 2-NAMED COUNTRIES - Population 52 million, it has twice the people but 20 times the per capita GDP of its neighbor to the north (On the second clue of the round, Sam moved from third to first by winning $3,600 on a true DD.)
DD3 - $1,200 - MYTHOLOGY - Bellerophon tamed this creature & rode it in his fight with the Chimera (Two clues after the previous DD, Sam won $4,000 from his score of $8,800 vs. $7,000 for Veronica.)
FJ - AMERICAN AUTHORS - The year before his 1809 birth, his parents acted in “King Lear”, leading scholars to believe he was named for a “Lear” character
Only Sam was correct on FJ, adding $2,401 to advance with $22,801, while Veronica dropped $340 to easily take a wild card at $22,460. Andy bet nearly everything and finished at $100.
Triple Stumpers of the day: No one knew the kind of painting Earl Scheib built his L.A. business with was for cars, and in STEPHEN KING TITLE REFERENCES, no one knew "A small area of Johnny Smith's brain that has been damaged" refers to "The Dead Zone".
After the first round, the show paid tribute to Brayden Smith, who qualified for the tournament but passed away earlier this year. Jeopardy! will make a contribution to a fund in his name started by Brayden's family.
Correct Qs: DD1 - What is cyber? DD2 - What is South Korea? DD3 - What is Pegasus? FJ - Who was Poe?
