What’s a rabbit’s favorite earbud brand?

HAREpods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPlay3r13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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If a bear had wireless earbuds

Would they be called bearpods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croccodoggo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinobot100
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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My earbuds fell in a dogs turd.

So I'm just going to begin this story with myself coming home from school after a long day. My sister after doing everything around the house asked me if I could walk the dog. "Yeah sure! No problem." No problem. So I plug in my headphones and leave to take her for a walk. So I left the house and within 5 minutes my dog had sat down and refused to move until at least 10 people had passed for no real reason. She then proceeded to rear up on her hind legs and drop possibly the biggest crap pattie I had ever seen come out of this dog. Luckily for a change I have bags so no biggie, I pull one out, bend over and suddenly my music gets slightly quieter. Now, after a long day of studying and tests and whatnot I didn't really notice what had happened until I went to stand up and felt the slightest resistance in the cord, I look down only to see my earbud covered in dog crap. I had no choice but to un plug my headphones and abandon them like a wounded soldier in battle. Of corse I come home to see my dad and my sister sitting on the couch talking about their day only to see me walk in looking a bit angry. "Hey what's up with you?" My Sister asks, "Like why do you look so grumpy?" In my mood after this irritating mishap I can only grumble "I dropped my headphones in her turd" I reply, only for my dad to retort with "Hey, how about you stop listening to shitty music for a change!"

I hope you enjoyed the story of my struggle, he said this and all I could think of was posting this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-dools
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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What do you call friends with airpods in their ears

Earbuds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daniel-Jenssen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Did you know you could listen to marijuana?

Just use some earbuds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why were the two Airpods so friendly with each other?

They were earbuds

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Getting off the airplane today, I asked my wife and son if they have everything.

Phone? Earbuds? Etc... My son looks at me and asked, "did you get my soul?", I said, no, look under your feet, you should have two.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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Hit my roommate with this one.

Her: Why are your earbuds black and blue? (One has a black coloured covering, the other blue)

Me: Because they're beats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedArrow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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