30 Hilarious ETS Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Et Tu The Choppa.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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👤︎ u/tiorzol

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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Et tu?

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👤︎ u/CaimanSense

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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What's ET short for?

Because he has little legs.

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👤︎ u/TheIntrovertedAuthor

📅︎ Aug 28 2020

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I used to draw the child cast of the film ET.

I drewdrewbarrymoremoreandmore though.

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👤︎ u/ellandess

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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This trumpet joke is very bad, et is very bad!

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👤︎ u/ehlol_com

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?

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👤︎ u/joker-here

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Non renewable ass-ets.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 20 2018

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Why did ET stay in bed so long?

He slept extra, to rest really well.

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👤︎ u/jeremywarne

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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What's ET short for? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/Hansiztwunderbar

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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What's ET short for?

So he can fit on the space ship.

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👤︎ u/puggoamber

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Et tu Brute?

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👤︎ u/smaxx21

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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Et tu Barte? imgur.com/ybWeyFq

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👤︎ u/KnotNotNaught

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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Ever wondered what ET was short for?

Because he has little legs. Duh

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👤︎ u/74CK

📅︎ Jan 06 2018

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When writing papers, I used to have problems citing works by many authors. Now I have no trouble et al.

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👤︎ u/celt1299

📅︎ Dec 10 2015

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Et tu? bleacheatingfreaks.com/po…

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👤︎ u/GantMan

📅︎ Jul 07 2014

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What is ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

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👤︎ u/sleepybeta

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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What’s ET short for?

he’s got small legs

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👤︎ u/katiejacksons

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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What’s ET short for?

He’s only got little legs

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Aug 30 2019

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What is ET short for?

He has short legs

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👤︎ u/het_bob

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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What is ET short for?

He got little legs

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👤︎ u/mega-yeet

📅︎ Nov 22 2019

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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s only got tiny legs!

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👤︎ u/Jambroseee

📅︎ Jul 29 2019

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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s only got tiny legs .

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👤︎ u/JN7Pro

📅︎ Jun 29 2019

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What is ET short for?

Little legs.

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👤︎ u/redd_crack

📅︎ Dec 27 2018

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What’s ET short for?

Cause he has little legs.

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👤︎ u/TheManicMonocle

📅︎ Aug 31 2018

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What's ET Short for ?

Cause he has small legs!

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👤︎ u/feckthis

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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What’s ET short for?

Because he’s got little legs.

What’s ET stand for?

The National Anthem

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👤︎ u/RileighR

📅︎ Feb 01 2018

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What's ET short for?

Because he's got small legs.

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👤︎ u/bacon_cake

📅︎ Feb 20 2017

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What's ET short for?

Because he's got little legs.

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👤︎ u/Soft_Light

📅︎ Oct 11 2016

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What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs

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👤︎ u/GladstoneBrookes

📅︎ Jun 29 2017

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