He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NRGFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Quoth the passive-aggressive raven,

"Never mind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is..

You know what, never mind. It’s fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Passive Aggressive Hippie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I'm never passive aggressive

unlike some people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattFoxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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My dad's favourite passive-aggressive joke.

When I was a kid, I would be in the car and want a drink and not want to wait until the next time we stopped.

I'd whine, "I'm thirsty!" Dad would say, "Hi Thirsty! I'm Friday!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emote_control
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2013
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I'm pretty far on the left politically but I'm not involved in any activism

I'm passive progressive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sycliantableigit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people...

But none of them work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My old English teacher used to flunk us just for not using the active voice

He was very passive aggressive

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I'm too lazy to fight...

Turns out I'm the passive-est

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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My friend complained to her parents about their recent lack of communication. Her dad mailed her this letter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/corpse_rape
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Spanish Class

At the dining room table, younger sister is talking about her intro to Spanish class and I passively mention "I was never really good at rolling my r's."

Right after I say this, my stepdad begins sliding in a circle in his chair. When I finally say "What are you doing!?" he responds:

"I'm rolling my arse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TackleMeElmo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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