He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
The first rule of passive aggressive club is..
You know what, never mind. It’s fine.
My dad's favourite passive-aggressive joke.
When I was a kid, I would be in the car and want a drink and not want to wait until the next time we stopped.
I'd whine, "I'm thirsty!" Dad would say, "Hi Thirsty! I'm Friday!"
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
I'm pretty far on the left politically but I'm not involved in any activism
I'm passive progressive
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people...
But none of them work.
My old English teacher used to flunk us just for not using the active voice
He was very passive aggressive
I'm too lazy to fight...
Turns out I'm the passive-est
My friend complained to her parents about their recent lack of communication. Her dad mailed her this letter.
Spanish Class
At the dining room table, younger sister is talking about her intro to Spanish class and I passively mention "I was never really good at rolling my r's."
Right after I say this, my stepdad begins sliding in a circle in his chair. When I finally say "What are you doing!?" he responds:
"I'm rolling my arse."
