ESC Puns

A list of puns related to "ESC"

I beat on my keyboard today and busted the ESC key...

now ther is NO ESCAPE.

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👤︎ u/Ninja9002
📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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The one place they don't have an [Esc] button...

Prison.

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👤︎ u/revolmak
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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👤︎ u/mr_world_thin
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?

She wanted the Task Manager.

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👤︎ u/drakeisalreadyinuse
📅︎ May 28 2020
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A spider crawled on my computer

Don't worry it's under CTRL

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off?

Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.

Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.

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👤︎ u/thatindiandood
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Press any key it said
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👤︎ u/Captain_Flarg
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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👤︎ u/iam-X
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Keyboard pick up line

I'm font of you bc you're my type ;) Ok don't kill me bye

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👤︎ u/Ozymandiasm8y
📅︎ Aug 06 2017
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Did you hear about the keyboard designer who had a psychotic breakdown?

His colleagues reported he was Alt of Ctrl when he made his Esc.

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👤︎ u/MALteesar
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Apple has made it clear: With their new Macbooks,

there is no Esc.

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👤︎ u/modstms
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del

She wanted to see the task manager

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👤︎ u/killiomankili
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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