What do you call a salamander that asks a lot of questions?

An askalotl!

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What did the zookeeper say when they discovered how bad the lizards smelled?

"Whew, what a skink!"

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Got my gf as we were going over our finances

We live together and split the bills. She sends me the money via EFT. She usually puts a little note in the memo section. This time she writes "You have a nice butt."

I replied to the email notification, "You just paid my butt a compliment."

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