Bucees is a huge truck stop/gas station/everything station in Texas. My stepdad and I walked up the counter to purchase what we had. Upon getting up to the counter, the cashier asks, "Got gas?" My stepdad looks at her and replies, "Nope. Actually, I feel pretty good today."
Ee-ran away when I was a child.
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
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French cow: le moo
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Backwards cow: oom
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Upside down cow: woo
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Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
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Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
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Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
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Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
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Cow in disguise: Baa
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Horse in disguise: Moo
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Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
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Inaudible cow:
It is pronounced Frankfort.
Where wolf
Cough-ee☕☕☕
"Coffee. Get it? Cough-ee."
Coughee
They both Carry-Yolk-Ee
"Cedar, that's what I'm talking about. Its not oak-ee doke to take credit for what wood be my joke. Every bodhi has to create their own." I told her. Didn't mean to chop her down like that in hindsight. I hope she still pines after me.
Person is having a coughing fit...cough cough hack cough cough.
Me: "maybe you shouldn't drink so much...(pause)...coughee.
(Hilarity ensues, at least for me.)
USB(ee)
They cell phones.
(Uk version) Why do companies like EE and O2 ban women called Maureen’s from stores?
Because MO BUY ALL (mobile) phones.
I work in a phone shop so I may have found these funnier than I should have
http://imgur.com/eeYimlT
My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"
I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."
To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."
The other day i was watching a movie with my 7y old daughter..
The Disney logo appears and i say to her: 'Hey, Look it's Disnep
She says: 'No daddy, The P must be pronounced as a Y'
Next screen is the 'Yixar Logo'..
The look on her face... Yriceless* (thnx wikoff)
http://imgur.com/wEePwS7
..and I said "this is Strange.."
Have you heard about Yorkshire Police finding teenagers injecting ecstasy into just above their teeth?
It's called 'Ee-by-gum'.
He called the first one 'rata-one-ee' and the other 'Ratatouille'
Hey dad are you alright?
Yeah, but that sure was some strong cough-ee!
DAD!!!
I was having coffee with a buddy of mine when I took a huge sip and had a coughing fit. As soon as I was done, without missing a beat, he looks at me in the eye with a massive grin and says, "That's why they call it coff-ee!"
