I can't stand this dude!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Poor dude must be spaced out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Every time I go to the liquor store, a dude comes out of nowhere to give me advice on what to buy.

He’s my spirit guide.

Edit: Thanks guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Dude 1: β€œHey bro?” Dude 2: β€œYeah bro?” Dude 1: β€œCan you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: β€œBrochure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I was at the store yesterday and some dude threw a jug of milk at my head

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-have-lysdexia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I gave some dude the money I'd saved to to buy bushes to line my property. I'd introduce you, but

my hedge fund manager hates reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zensunni82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I was surprised to see The Dude at the Inauguration

But then I realized he was a Biden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reading_54321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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My friend wasn't happy with his new car, so I said "Dude, just roll with it".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoMap73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I met an awesome dude today, he was way into mushrooms

He was a fungi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrawesomelemons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortelys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call two dudes who love math?

Algebros

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...

...hangs on a wall?

Art

...goes for a swim?

Bob

...sits on a porch?

Matt

...lies in a ditch?

Phil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJknox09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β€œ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exier--
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Damn i'm now convinced Putin poisoned the dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demand_Haste_CM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joos_monkeyfied
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you call a room full of dudes that like honey?

The bro-hive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Dude, where’s my
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcus-Prince
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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This dude needs a medal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheyCallMehDavid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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what did the dude say when they invented refrigeration?

Well that's pretty cool!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychodelicasies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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How do you find a blind dude at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappLegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Dude, I just came back from the doctors! He said I have rectal necrosis!

"Deadass?""

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julesrules037
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!

Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Rude dude, crude dude.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recoro06
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Caught a couple dudes beating up a little kid , so I stepped in to help .

Little bastard didn’t stand a chance against the three of us !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liddles06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.

They were Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".

It means a lot to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicox37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Hyde my dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriccinSlicc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"

The other responded "Four shore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBluemann
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Holy Sith dude.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_cheddar13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Carbs my dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're

Responsible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Three dudes walked into a bank wearing masks, and everybody freaked out.

They said, "This is a robbery," and everybody relaxed a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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A blind dude took a trip to Germany,

Call that shit not-see Germany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FractureRyan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUltimateDoggo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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This dude got really pissed at me for drawing a gun on him today

He said he's seen better and asked me to draw it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidCFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Ohhh i laughed so much at this dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/netreus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Hey dude, can I ask you a favour?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FazeTheo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Dude gets X-COMmunicated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Woah dude!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuckMyClutch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?

Spoiler alert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call a chick that acts like a dude?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VORT-X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Dude did u buy everything
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoman_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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β€œDude, do you want a pamphlet?”

β€œBrochure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djb0017
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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