A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Today I donated my watch, phone and 100 euros to a poor guy
You don't know the happiness I felt as he put his knife back in his pocket
Why don’t crabs and lobsters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?
I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity....
I now have $5.999,999,75c left.
I just donated to this group which helps out stray cats...
I guess I'm a feline-thropist now.
When you die and donate you body to science...
At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!
But hey, at least he gave a shit.
A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
What's the modern way to donate to the church?
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
I gave my wife a check from my plasma donations. She threw it back at me
She told me to keep my blood money
I won a $1million in the lottery last night and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have 999.999.75 left.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...
But they don't really need the support
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...
Is this a trick question?
I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children
They didn’t even say “Thank you”
I donated to a local clinic.
I felt like a hero when I donated that kindey to save a kid's life
Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not
credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...
I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!
A man once donated his own liver to someone in need.
Hey may not be alive, but he was delivered.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
A wife says to her husband: "Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving."
The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."
(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)
I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
When you donate food to a church...
What do you call donating a chair?
If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.
I went and got them a glass of water.
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.
Then I’d have $999,999.75.
Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.
I told them “Nein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish
How rude. I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
I’ve been donating a lot of dining room sets to people in need lately.
I guess I’m just feeling very chairtable.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood...
The nurse asks the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?”
The rabbit replies: “I’m probably a Type O.”
When you die and donate your body to science...
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
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