Constantin Puns

What do you call a teenager who never grows up?

Constantine

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👤︎ u/mitiamedved

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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My gf mentioned some singer named Constantine.

So I told her it was Greek for forever young. Constant teen. Full disclosure, I am a dad.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/in-tent-cities

📅︎ Feb 24 2016

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I thought this should also be here.. (x-post from /r/dadjokes)

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/offlebagg1ns

📅︎ Sep 09 2013

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What do you call a 17 y/o that stops aging?

Constantine

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Wherearemylegs

📅︎ Sep 26 2017

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