They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent

A rising Tide lifts all boats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Why do thieves never steal detergent?

They have nothing to Gain from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zakk5450
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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After buying grocers, I sat on the San Francisco pier and pondered life. My laundry detergent tipped over... now I’m

Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My friend Margaret said she once fell into a large vat of detergent at the factory she worked...

She was Marge in All.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Made some speaker boxes out of laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean. imgur.com/a/Sal1yyC/I
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.

Then it Dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.

I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unipanther
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.

Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.

It was a changing of the Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazykegle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What kind of detergent does Snoop Dogg use?

Tide with Bl-iotch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I accidentally spilt a half bottle of laundry detergent. It landed in a conveniently placed bucket tho!

I was able to turn the tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Injured my back reaching for the laundry detergent, but hey...

No pain, no Gain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayAspen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.

But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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My grandma was a detergent hand model back in the day...

On the other hand, she had warts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Its a locust solution to laundry detergent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StroppyCash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I think my laundry detergent didn't appreciate me pouring it in the washer.

I don't know why, but it just seems agitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I dropped a gallon jug of liquid laundry detergent and it exploded as it hit the pavement

I said β€œthat’s the end of an Era.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I can't believe anyone would want to eat laundry detergent.

It's just so basic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fistedfartbox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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The Beatles wrote a song about chocolate and laundry detergent.

And it was called Twix and Shout!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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What happens when a person from Alabama drops his laundry detergent on a hill?

Roll Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcvi-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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My mom just bought a different type of laundry detergent . . .

My dad held the bottle up and said, "If your mom would have stolen this, then it would be 'ill-gotten gain.'"

Yukyukyukyuk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifragginlovetoast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2013
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Laundry Detergent

My wife and sister were talking about laundry detergent the other day and her sister mentioned that Tide was coming out with a cheaper version of their detergent. I couldn't help but to chime in with "They should call it low tide"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostWalrusHater
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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I read the headline about that guy in Spain who died when he drank dishwasher detergent to my dad...

"You mean it never Dawned on him that he was drinking detergent?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArranMars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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