I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation.

The first page says, β€œYou’re not helping!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Deforestation has got to stop.

Just leaf the trees alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BL1TZK23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Deforestation.

Let's all try our best to cut down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Which UK politician is against deforestation?

Treesa May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Which pianist likes deforestation?

Chopin

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Can't see the trees for DeForest. (Sad) yahoo.com/news/college-st…
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.

As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Reading about some college football prospects

With my girlfriend next to me, I was going over a 2016 NFL college prospects. Oregon has a defensive lineman named DeForest Buckner.

Girlfriend: "Is he any good?"

Me: "Some scouts think he leaves a lot to be desired with his technique, but I think they're just missing DeForest for DeTrees."

It was wasted on her.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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