Carter Deems. King of Puns
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📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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The mods at historymemes deemed this unworthy. Could I get some love here?
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📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court ruled in favor of Dad Jokes.

They deemed it cool and amusable pun-ishment

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...

they deemed it an act of Violets.

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The most expensive diamond in 2017 sold for $71.2 million USD

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

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👤︎ u/Poortio
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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I killed someone while splitting wood today

Im getting off though, they deemed it an axe-ident

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👤︎ u/WookaTV
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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I thought my veterinarian studied canine ancestry. I was wrong.

The AKC deems that a different sort of pet-degree.

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📅︎ Aug 28 2016
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2 friends who work as Janitors at a Target meet up after hours

They talked for a few hours while cleaning the store, and find a few isles that are way beyond "dirty". They decided to have a match. Whoever finishes their half of the area is deemed best janitor. Before they started, one of them scoffs and says, "I'ma wipe the floor with you"

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📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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there's a subreddit for everything...

http://imgur.com/AZrRye5

got my friend with this one today after a joke he deemed worthy of being posted on reddit.

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👤︎ u/andycutz
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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