Declare Independence Puns

A list of puns related to "Declare Independence"

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”

Student: “False. It was written in ink.”

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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👤︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,

They renamed it the decoration of independence.

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👤︎ u/Acomplaintwithaids
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.

It's an abomination.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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Do you know some words (like color/colour or favorite/ favourite) are spelled differently in the US than in the UK?

It's because when the United States declared independence, they said, "we don't want u anymore."

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👤︎ u/AlakaDAYUM
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Dad Joked by my Roommate

So I was having a late dinner with my roommate on the last day of our reading break, and we ended up on the topic of historical literacy. This is what followed:

RM: "When was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

Me: "1776."

RM: "Yeah, but specifically what was it signed on?"

Me: "Uh, The Fourth of July?"

RM: "No, it was signed on paper."

Needless to say, I double-facepalmed and finished my shake with that weird feeling you get after such a joke.

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👤︎ u/toastfan902
📅︎ Oct 22 2014
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

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👤︎ u/Robman2021
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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👤︎ u/Treyness
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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