Doctor: "Relax David, It's just a small surgery. Don't panic!!"
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
My friend David lost his ID today
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.
What type of phone does David Berkowitz use?
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
Craig David has volunteered to help out at the next Olympics, he has been assigned to Archery...
He said “He’s delighted to be the bo selecta”
I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
Someone stole my friend David's ID
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
My name’s David, but my Chinese friends call me Dawei.
I guess that’s just dawei it is.
I finally figured out why David Hasselhoff changed his name to The Hoff.
"Bowl of Chocolate Mousse" by David Gilhooly, 1989
There's a lot of talk about zamboni driver David Ayres getting a once-in-a-lifetime win, but I don't think we've seen the last of him in the NHL.
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What does Craig David announce when he does a pyjama wash?
"This one goes out to all the P-P-Js"
My friend David lost his ID...
Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.
What was David Bowie’s favourite Christmas dessert?
I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
My friend David lost his ID,
I Figured out the secret chord that David played!
My friend David lost his ID during a trip.
Doctor: Relax, David. It’s just a small surgery, don’t panic.
Me: my name isn’t David.
Doctor: I know. I’m David.
My mate David had his ID stolen...
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
My buddy David has his ID stolen
My buddy David had his ID stolen.
My friend David lost his ID.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
I refer to David Hasselhoff as "The Hoff"
My friend David lost his ID...
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
My friend David lost his id.
David Hasselhoff has started to refer to himself as Hoff.
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
My uncle David just lost his wallet and phone and ID.
My mate David has his ID stolen
My friend David lost his ID...
My friend David had is ID stolen
My friend David had his ID stolen
My friend David lost his ID...
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