A list of puns related to "Croc 2"
A croc of shit.
What a breadful night...
Is she the dad now? Are we both? Either way i sense more socks with Crocs in my future.
Croc-a-doodle-doo
I said, "in a croc pot".
What a croc!
Crocs with candles
Crocs. Cause they're holey shoes.
Get it? Because they're full of holes. Okay. Cool. I'll just leave now.
I would say open-toad, but really its a bunch of crocs.
I guess you could say i've hit croc bottom
He was quite the ticking croc; so much so that they should have called him a clockodile.
He uses an alarm croc!
He was wearing crocs.
I was wearing my Crocs. Whadda croc o' shit.
I'd gone to see the movie with my cousins and there's a scene in which croc is doing a lot of push ups. So I whispered to unlucky cousin sitting next to me, "he's a member of a gym called crocsfit". That look of pure disgust is what I live for.
I was hanging out with my brother at his girlfriend's house today. I also need to mention she's the daughter of a pastor. She was feeding her pet bird some chicken when her dad walked in and scolded her for feeding meat to her bird. I said, "now hold up Pastor Hill, maybe this is what the bird should eat. After all, it is a bird of PRAY." I'm expecting a beard soon and all I wear now is cargo shorts and crocs.
What a croc of shit that turned out to be.
In a croc pot.
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