What do you call a guy in croc shoes stepping in dog poo

A croc of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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My wife after our son destroyed some garlic bread and threw the crumbs everywhere,

What a breadful night...

Is she the dad now? Are we both? Either way i sense more socks with Crocs in my future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69696969-69696969
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What’d the confused alligator say when acting like a rooster?

Croc-a-doodle-doo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"

I said, "in a croc pot".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The markup on molded rubber shoes is obscene

What a croc!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What's more lit than socks with sandals?

Crocs with candles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olbox_ofsox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What shoes do priests wear?

Crocs. Cause they're holey shoes.

Get it? Because they're full of holes. Okay. Cool. I'll just leave now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicylemontaco42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

I would say open-toad, but really its a bunch of crocs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I wore crocs in public today

I guess you could say i've hit croc bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oc0119
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Remember that 🐊 from Disney’s Peter Pan?

He was quite the ticking croc; so much so that they should have called him a clockodile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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How does Capt. Hook wake up in the morning?

He uses an alarm croc!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoctisAlam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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When my son had his legs bitten off...

He was wearing crocs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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I stepped in a fresb, steaming pile of dog poo today...

I was wearing my Crocs. Whadda croc o' shit.

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Managed to elicit some groans while watching suicide squad

I'd gone to see the movie with my cousins and there's a scene in which croc is doing a lot of push ups. So I whispered to unlucky cousin sitting next to me, "he's a member of a gym called crocsfit". That look of pure disgust is what I live for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid3091
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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I've discovered my inner dad today

I was hanging out with my brother at his girlfriend's house today. I also need to mention she's the daughter of a pastor. She was feeding her pet bird some chicken when her dad walked in and scolded her for feeding meat to her bird. I said, "now hold up Pastor Hill, maybe this is what the bird should eat. After all, it is a bird of PRAY." I'm expecting a beard soon and all I wear now is cargo shorts and crocs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerarddude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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Someone told me as a kid that huge reptiles reside in the sewers...

What a croc of shit that turned out to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikaosol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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What’s the best way to cook an alligator?

In a croc pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pilotwing04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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