What do you get when bloods and crips don’t flush the toilet?

a whole lotta gang shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Which interview should you avoid asking Clark Kent to give?

2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco

6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas

9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles

The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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How do you get blood orange out of your shirt?

Send in a crip orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheweduproach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why cant bloods buy bitcoin?

Because it's crip-to currency

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ostatto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Heard that there’s a blood moon tonight

If it’s a blood moon tonight, does that mean it’s usually a crip moon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammerdown710
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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TIL that the Bloods once owned then destroyed 9% of the Bitcoin market in 2014

Higher ranking members of the Bloods held 9% of the coins that had been mined up to 2014. They suddenly and abruptly destroyed the wallets that contained the bitcoins in late 2014.

It wasn’t discovered until 2017 when a former member spoke to the press when the prices spiked. When asked the reason for destroying the fortune he said β€œcause it’s a Crip-tocurrency”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinetsu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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So a guy in a wheelchair goes up to a lady and says...

Damn girl, are you superman? Because I'm a crip-to-night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fireboss76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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I saw some gangsters fighting some guys in wheel chairs.

It was the Bloods vs. the Crips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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[Request] Jokes about about a broken foot: (like) I heard you got a new job working at I Hop

A friend of mine broke her foot. She is wearing a boot now. Any jokes you have about broken feet or boots would be great.

Here are the ones I've been using:

-See you next fall

-I need to step up my jokes

-I heard you joined a gang...the Crip ples...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1BBD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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