Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out?
Thug love didnβt fit.
What did Tupac say when he bought his whole crew McDonalds?
All fries on me.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 cents
Wife: That's Ludacris, how Kanye West your money like that?
Some people disregard Tupac
But in my opinion he was a mover and a Shakur
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot Tupac
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
So he isnβt spotted
When you only do a third of your "8 minute abs" exercise...
My wife is going on a trip tomorrow and told me she needs to pack.
I told her that's quite unfortunate because he's dead.
pulled a dadjoke my buddy before going to his party
buddy: "Stop with the puns! You're killin' me Smalls!"
Me: "Sorry, Biggie. Someone stole four of the beers..."
Me: "Now all we're left with is a....
Me: "Tupac."
Edit: failed the title... *on
