Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

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What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?

A source-a-rar.

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Apparently Queen have added a conjuring act to their set list.

It's a kind of magic.

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